Happy New Year 2078 – Funny/Naughty New Year Message Collections

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  1. Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
  2. Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
  3. May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
  4. Before I die, I would like to kiss someone at midnight on New Year.
  5. As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year
  6. It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car, or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy New Year!
  7. They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!
  8. My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!
  9. Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband! Happy New Year!
  10. May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!
  11. May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life!
  12. May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world. Happy New Year!
  13. Have you ever wondered how Father Time becomes a little baby each year? At midnight, let’s watch to find out what he’s drinking. Happy New Year!
  14. I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
  15. We will quit drinking beer from this new year’s eve but red wine, Russian vodka, and champagne are welcome! Happy New Year my friend!