- Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
- Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
- May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
- Before I die, I would like to kiss someone at midnight on New Year.
- As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year
- It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car, or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy New Year!
- They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!
- My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!
- Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband! Happy New Year!
- May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!
- May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life!
- May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world. Happy New Year!
- Have you ever wondered how Father Time becomes a little baby each year? At midnight, let’s watch to find out what he’s drinking. Happy New Year!
- I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
- We will quit drinking beer from this new year’s eve but red wine, Russian vodka, and champagne are welcome! Happy New Year my friend!